Meow meow hihihihi this is the Meowfriends MeowCult of NYANTOLOGY with our full review of this NYANTOLOGICALLY-APPROVED 666 (sick sick sickness) infection quarantine pandemic kitty game called CRONOS: THE NEW DEAD SPACE, where U shoot a buncha infected zombies AND pet hairless kitties spread across each level ^_^ this game won the Meowfriends BEST NEW GAME OF ALL-TIME award mrow meow and it currently sits at a solid 4.9/5 star rating meow meow … But why…? What’s so special about this game that it needed a review…?
Q: Meow-Meow Man, did U really just sit there playing a videogame on Nintendo Switch 2…?
A: Meow meow well…not exactly mrow meow… as I played the game, I had THE MARK on, with all-new neuro-reversed information being sent into my brain, regarding multiple topics, and of course the reverse of the game itself … and it told me a lot of secret hidden details regarding the overall ‘WHY’ of this game, which this webpage is covering meow meow !!!
Questions in CRONOS: THE NEW DEAD SPACE … meow meow WHY are the enemies some weird retarded looking long twisted arm things …? Purrrrmew WHY does the main cover art of the game show what looks like the Twin Towers’ destruction …? And meow meow WHY TF are there so many cats in the game meowing and shit meow meow …? >:33 nyehehehehe b/c the game is showing us July 12th bro muahaha just count 666 days from the very week of 9/11/2001 and it’s JULY 12th the DATE EXACT !!! 666 = SICK SICK SICKness muahaha meow meow STAY HOME JULY 12th meow the cat already meowed and warned you >:33 muahahaha
THE TWISTED ARM THINGS – the main enemy in CRONOS
Meow meow the average player of CRONOS: THE NEW DEAD SPACE kitty-literally has NO FUCKIN’ CLUE wtf they are shooting at … what’s the deal with them long-arm twisted arm things…? WTF does it mean…? The game doesn’t even tell you !!! NO ONE FUCKIN’ KNOWS !!! It’s a MYSTERY meow meow …well, it turns out the Dark Speech (prophetic Neuro-Reverse) has shown me the MOST TRUE REAL ANSWER to these twisted arm things … (copy paste info)
Meow meow but it doesn’t end there !!! The Dark Speech gave me ALL-NEW information about the TWISTED ARM THINGS we fight in CRONOS !!! Besides calling them ‘DEOXYS,’ reminding me of that old legendary Pokemon (demon), the Dark Speech began to remind me of an even older Pokemon … it began to refer to thiese twisted arm things as ‘TANGELA,’ calling it the ‘TANGELA GAME,’ and that’s when it finally dawned on me … that this IS a kitty-game after all, so what we’re truly fighting in CRONOS is actually an EVIL YARNBALL !!! LOL omg it’s so obvious… U know how there’s those long, oblong yarn balls, that look like a tube of meat or cookie dough in the packaging …? LOL we are fighting/playing with evil yarn in the kitty game lol !!! So true. But then the Dark Speech began to bring up something else, in this time-travel timeline distortion videogame, saying that it actually stands for QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT, that I should next begin looking into that topic in Dark Speech just to know what it says, to play the ‘TANGELA GAME’ as I study QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT in Neuro-Reverse, which is ironic since the topic of quantum entanglement is bunched-in with similar topic of quantum mechanics, which is where the Schrodinger’s Cat thought experiment originated lol so it’s all kitty cat related themes meow meow >:33
Something brand-new the Dark Speech said to me about CRONOS: THE NEW DEAD SPACE, regarding the infected zombie enemies we fight in the game …. why do they have this one long giant twisted arm thing …? I already knew the answer up to this point, based on everything else that the Dark Speech had showed me/insinuated, but here was something brand-new !!! The Dark Speech said to me, that if U draw a stick figure version of the infected zombie from CRONOS, that U would draw them with one line (arm) longer than the other…that this represents ‘ZOMBIE INFECTED TIMELINE,” that we ‘KILLED THE TIMELINE,” it’s showing ‘INFECTED TIMELINE,’ you see…? We are KILLING THE TIMELINE to shoot the zombies with the long arm, it’s showing us how all the timelines got infected … a HUGE ARM a HUGE INFECTION hit the timelines, the SUPERBUG 666 JULY 12th battle !!! LOL I love this answer meow meow and I love this game !!! It’s such a short game too, by the time I get to the final level I feel sad cuz I know the game’s over and I have 2 restart it ;// mrow meow it’s fun as fuck lol SLIPKNOT IS IN IT muahaha this is the SLIPKNOT GAME mrow meow IF UR FINE FINE FINE I’M SICK SICK SICK !!! What’s it like to bee a little kitten …? >:33 muahaha nyehehehe meow meow nya nya nya !!!
Meow and so this concludes our Meowfriends Official CRONOS review, the cute scary zombie kitty game that is a MUST-PLAY for cat lovers and zombie horror fans mrow meow !!! (But remember, if U haven’t played it, and I influenced U to wanna play it, then U have to buy the Nintendo Switch 2 and play it on that console, or else !!! Or else the YAKUZA MAFIA will come after you meow meow better give NINTENDO that $500 or ELSE meow meow)
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