Meow meow hihihihi this is the Meowfriends MeowCult of NYANTOLOGY with our full review of this NYANTOLOGICALLY-APPROVED kitty game called CRONOS: THE NEW DEAD SPACE, where U shoot a buncha infected zombies AND pet hairless kitties spread across each level ^_^ this game won the Meowfriends BEST NEW GAME OF ALL-TIME award mrow meow and it currently sits at a solid 4.9/5 star rating meow meow … But why…? What’s so special about this kitty zombie game that it needed a review…?
It’s secretly showing us a warning for July 12th SUPERBUG 666, and how we can know that is by seeing the Twin Towers’ destruction symbolism in the game…
(COUNT 666 DAYS FROM THE WEEK OF 9/11/2001 = JULY 12th THE DATE EXACT)
666 = SICK SICK SICKNESS !!!
Touted as ‘the new Dead Space of this generation,’ the Meowfriends MeowCult of NYANTOLOGY immediately got their paws on the NYANTOLOGY-approved zombie outbreak SICK SICK SICKness (666) infection quarantine pandemic themed videogame called CRONOS, and we thought you’d like to hear our true kittens review >:33 (Cats such as hairless cats are inside the game as the sole survivors and they give the player power ups to advance their journey)
Questions in CRONOS: THE NEW DEAD SPACE … meow meow WHY are the enemies some weird, disfigured looking long twisted arm things …? Purrrrmew WHY does the main cover art of the game show what looks like the Twin Towers’ destruction …? And meow meow WHY TF are there so many cats in the game meowing and shit meow meow ...? ALL of these questions remain UNANSWERED from within the game, which gives no definitive explanations, but the Dark Speech showed me THE ANSWERS to ALL of these questions mrow meow so let’s begin mew purrrrrrr
Meow-Meow Man’s Honest Review of NEW CAT-DOMINANT GAME Cronos: New Dawn for Nintendo Switch 2 by The Meow-Meow Shama(Peace Bee Upon Him)
THE TWISTED ARM THINGS – the main enemy in CRONOS
Meow meow the average player of CRONOS: THE NEW DEAD SPACE kitty-literally haz NO FUCKIN’ CLUE wtf they are shooting at … what’s the deal with them long-arm twisted arm things…? WTF does it mean…? The game doesn’t even tell you !!! NO ONE FUCKIN’ KNOWS !!! It’s a MYSTERY meow meow … well, it turns out the Dark Speech (prophetic Neuro-Reverse) has shown me the MOST TRUE REAL ANSWER to these twisted arm things …
Meow my initial review of CRONOS began in SEPTEMBER of 2025, however over the course of this time I got a massive amount of all-new details about what the Dark Speech calls these ‘TWISTED ARM THINGS,’ the main enemy in CRONOS … these deformed zombie looking humans that have a big huge tentacle arm … I kept asking, what does it mean, what is it …? The Dark Speech will often refer to this game as ‘SQUID GAME,’ insinuating we are firing at some type of armored crustacean tentacle octopus squid thing … so creepy…so…FISHY …*sniff sniff* KITTY SMELLS FISH !!! JULY 12 SOMETHING FISHY !!!
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Okay so CRONOS is the NEW DEAD SPACE OF THIS GENERATION mrow it’s a creepy zombie game … but the things in the game don’t exactly always resemble or act like zombies …
The Dark Speech said to me that one of the reasons the CRONOS zombies have one large arm is b/c IRL, people were shot with the COVID-19 vaccine in only one arm …the Dark Speech suggests that just one secret reason why the CRONOS enemy looks this way, a dead zombie reanimated corpse with a fucked-up long arm, is because it represents the damage caused by the COVID-19 vaccination that was forced upon the public meow meow it killed sooooooo many ppl and one day they gonna wake up and start eating the living >:33 muahaha lol mrow meow purrrrrrr it’s purrrr evil !!! And that’s why some of the enemies, when they ‘MERGE’ with the others and get stronger, they have NEEDLE-HEADS, little pointy spikey needles poking out of their heads, those are the vaccination needles, the spike proteins, the damage caused to the brains of humans who died from vaccine injury and will soon become dead walking all over the world !!!
Meow meow when shooting the enemies in CRONOS, if they grab you really close and you perform an action to hit them off you, they begin to sound like bugs, giant angry nasty bugs yes. It’s so creepy !!!
Do U guys remember the game LEFT 4 DEAD …? There’s a certain zombie called a SMOKER … I hadn’t even thought about that old enemy until just recently when I played CRONOS … one of the mutated forms of the twisted arm zombie things can grab you from a very long distance (walking GRABOID) it’s quite similar to a smoker from LEFT 4 DEAD, which is funny b/c I always thought of the SMOKER as a frog’s tongue … then the Dark Speech told me that the SMOKER from Left 4 Dead was actually giant spider programming, shooting players with a sticky string-like web, then pulling them in … isn’t that creepy …? It was BUG PROGRAMMING THE WHOLE TIME !!! Also in the same area that I noticed the SMOKER-like enemy, is exactly where we first meet these exploding green puss sacks, attached to huge blobs that resemble mutated human skin !!!
Those are like BOOMERS from Left 4 Dead !!! So creepy !!! They’re showing us this same programming decades later !!! The exact sound that the exploding ballsack things makes is the BASILISKS sound effects, of those little slither slugs !!! It’s the sound of semen release ejaculation … JIZZING … it’s July 12 Sperm Day !!!
One of the mutated forms of these ‘twisted arms things’ from CRONOS resembles a Ceph alien from another game, with tentacle Medusa type head, snakeythings tendrils, and they spit that same green acid poison stuff …their design that resembles a lion’s mane makes sense since CRONOS is a kitty game with cats as survivors…CATS SURVIVED. DOGS DIED.
REMINDER DEAR READERS: CRONOS is approved by the Meowfriends MeowCult of NYANTOLOGY; it is on the NYANTOLOGICALLY-APPROVED games list meow meow along with Pokémon and PIKMIN meow meow
CRONOS: THE NEW DEAD SPACE MEOWFRIENDS REVIEW CONTINUED
Something I noticed about the CRONOS enemy is the similarity to the KORN album cover ….then I realized OMG wait…the KORN album cover looks like a CRAB CLAW HAND like the thing from DISTRICT 9 !!! In the film DISTRICT 9, these giant mantis-shrimp bug aliens (PRAWN–BLISK) somehow are able to spread a SICK SICK SICKness (666) and infect humans, so one guy gets infected and his arm turns larger than the other… into a LOBSTER ARM … in Dark Speech the crab/arachnid classified as ULURU the ARACHNID MONSTER FORM (arachnids are a zombie type)
Meow meow the Dark Speech gave a funny nickname to this CRONOS game, calling it ‘TURKEY SHOOT‘ but why …? Well, if U just take a look at ground turkey, it resembles the CRONOS twisted arms things !!!
Meow okay so, completely unrelated to my review of CRONOS, I began listening to the Dark Speech of a convo I had in 2019, and what I said to myself is that the enemy in CRONOS is ‘DEOXYS‘ … that ppl who play the game are ”FIGHTING DEOXYS” … like omg that’s sooooo true !!! DEOXYS the DNA Pokémon resembles the CRONOS enemy !!!
Notice the DNA STRANDS MEOW look it’s THE TWISTED ARM !!! It’s secretly showing us July 12 SPERM DAY !!! 666 in reverse = SKEET SKEET SKEET …JULY 12 IS CUMMING !!!
Meow meow see how it makes perfect sense that the TWISTED ARMS game has something to do with DNA semen ejaculation/penises, because when you really think about it, there’s a certain tattoo that male pornstars typically have on their arm, that twisted barbed wire on their arm … the Dark Speech says that it means we murdered long dick
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Another thing the Dark Speech mentions about these TWISTED ARM things is how they are “SNAKES,” referring to them as “SNAKE-ARMS,” so it’s like a form of BASILISKS/GRABOIDS programming to see these giant snakes attacking the player
Meow meow the Dark Speech also mentioned how the act of killing these LONG TWISTED ARM things signifies that THE LAW IS DEAD, meaning that we are actually like shooting dead infected cops (long arm of the law) … Dark Speech says the game is showing us how the police force will be overrun with zombies infected on July 12th so just call off sick !!!
Meow this Dark Speech realization that we are fighting the DNA Pokemon DEOXYS is actually a great way to lead-in to the other thing the Dark Speech said that these ‘twisted arms’ things are … well, it turns out in this CAT GAME CRONOS, those sharp, barbed, spikey pink, twisted things are actually CAT PENIS MONSTERS !!!
Meow meow but it doesn’t end there !!! The Dark Speech gave me ALL-NEW information about the TWISTED ARM THINGS we fight in CRONOS !!! Besides calling them ‘DEOXYS,’ reminding me of that old legendary Pokemon (demon), the Dark Speech began to remind me of an even older Pokemon … it began to refer to these twisted arm things as ‘TANGELA,’ calling CRONOS the ‘TANGELA GAME,’ and that’s when it finally dawned on me … that this IS a kitty-game after all, so what we’re truly fighting in CRONOS is actually an EVIL YARNBALL !!! LOL omg it’s so obvious… it’s the form of a yarnball they take when ‘merging’
Meow meow okay so U know how there’s those long, oblong yarn balls, that look like a tube of meat or cookie dough in the packaging …? WELL NOW IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE…
Meow meow now we can see how the enemies in catgame CRONOS TWISTED ARM THINGS are actually the oblong yarnballs, a fabric, b/c the fabric of reality was messed with July 12th meow meow !!! Purrrrrrr the timelines have MERGED to show JULY 12th !!!
Well…the Dark Speech began to bring up something else, in this time-travel timeline distortion videogame CRONOS, saying that the reason for the TWISTED ARMS, DNA-strand arms things is that it actually stands for ‘MERGED TIMELINES …QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT,‘ and that I should next begin looking into that topic in Dark Speech just to know what it says, to play the ‘TANGELA GAME’ as I study QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT in Neuro-Reverse…which is ironic since the topic of quantum entanglement is bunched-in with similar topics of quantum mechanics, such as Schrodinger’s Cat thought experiment lol… so it’s all kitty cat related themes meow meow >:33
Meow now that we know how the TWISTED ARMS things are actually hank/skein of wool yarn, now it makes complete sense why the in-game memos mention that the infected turn BLIND !!! WHY do the infected turn blind …? The Dark Speech says that it means July 12th has “ROBBED THE WORLD BLIND,” … that the public didn’t see or notice July 12th until it was too late … that there is so much WOOL over their eyes !!!
MAIN BOSSES OF CRONOS:
Meow meow the FINAL BOSS of CRONOS looks like a GIANT CENTIPEDE THING meow meow … it’s showing the SUPERBUG 666 INFECTION SICK SICK SICKness. Best weapon to use against it is the machine-gun type w/handgun. Also it’s hard af mew ngl IDK how I even did it mew ffs.
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The first BOSS battle of CRONOS is like the usual TWISTED ARM thing, but except it’s taller, stronger, ALL BLACK and the Dark Speech refers to it as ‘VENOM,’ like the villain from Spiderman series. In fact, after a while in the first boss battle, U can kinda see how it sort of looks like a GIANT ARACHNID, but only when it’s a bit off-screen peripheral vision, it’s EXTREMELY subtle. BASILISKS slither slugs are in the first boss battle; in one of its near-unavoidable attacks it shoots some type of ground slug slithering basilisk that chases the player, like it’s a giant sperm tbh and it explodes a giant cumshot of orange acid cum cream @ the player (unavoidable attack). Best weapon to use against it is just the handgun tbh.
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The other main boss is actually a GIANT SCORPION (ARACHNID) meow meow which is purely JULY 12 PROGRAMMING !!! Best weapon to use for it is the shotgun mew. Meow meow the shotgun is superrrrr cool meow meow. The Dark Speech then said that “pretty soon everyone will need one for zombies” meow meow. The 12 gauge shotgun is designated as the gun needed for July 12th.
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IT’S JULY 12th GIANT SPIDER INVASION DATE
JULY 12th, July 13th, July 14th = THREE DAYS OF DARKNESS…
JUST STAY AT HOME
JULY 12th = JULY 12 PART 01
JULY 13th = JULY 12 PART 02
JULY 14th = JULY 12 PART 03
Something brand-new the Dark Speech said to me about CRONOS: THE NEW DEAD SPACE, regarding the infected zombie enemies we fight in the game …. why do they have this one long giant twisted arm thing …? I already knew the answer up to this point, based on everything else that the Dark Speech had showed me/insinuated, but here was something brand-new !!! The Dark Speech said to me, that if U draw a stick figure version of the infected zombie from CRONOS, that U would draw them with one line (arm) longer than the other…that this represents ‘ZOMBIE INFECTED TIMELINE,” that we ‘KILLED THE TIMELINE,” it’s showing ‘INFECTED TIMELINE,’ you see…? We are KILLING THE TIMELINE to shoot the zombies with the long arm, it’s showing us how all the timelines got infected … a HUGE ARM a HUGE INFECTION hit the timelines, the SUPERBUG 666 JULY 12th battle !!! LOL I love this answer meow meow and I love this game !!! It’s such a short game too, by the time I get to the final level I feel sad cuz I know the game’s over and I have 2 restart it ;// mrow meow it’s fun as fuck lol SLIPKNOT IS IN IT muahaha this is the SLIPKNOT GAME mrow meow IF UR FINE FINE FINE I’M SICK SICK SICK !!! What’s it like to bee a little kitten …? >:33 muahaha nyehehehe meow meow nya nya nya !!!
Afte realizing that SLIPKNOT the FACEMASK BAND is in the game, not only as the PYRE but also as the NEEDLE-HEAD zombie form, that’s when i began to listen to SLIPKNOT again in neuro-reverse to ask them about the game, if maybe my Cousin Corey (Corey Taylor frontman of SLIPKNOT) could tell me anything about it… and HOLY FUCK that’s when he gave me the secret !!! My Cousin Corey, in reverse of SLIPKNOT, he brought up the new system, the Nintendo Switch 2, that I got CRONOS on, and he mentioned ‘SOUTH PARK‘ right after that… so wait a second let’s re-read let’s get this straight… I called my Cousin Corey of SLIPKNOT in reverse to ask about the PYRE, the spikey-head item & the spikey head enemy from CRONOS that really reminded me of SLIPKNOT, and to discuss the other weird similarities we pointed out above, and that’s when my Cousin Corey said to me that well yeah hey remember that one South Park N64 videogame ….? AND SUDDENLY IT DAWNED ON ME BRO HOLY FUCK… in that South Park N64 game, we had to SHOOT THE LONG-ARM THING, THE GIANT ENEMY WITH ONE ARM LONGER THAN THE OTHER !!! IT’S THE CRONOS ENEMY BUT FROM THE 90’s !!!
THE EPISODE AIRED ON 9/11 !!! Like WTF this is so creepy !!! CRONOS is showing us the Twin Tower’s destruction in the cover art !!! Count 666 days from the very week of 9/11 and it’s JULY 12th, the day for the SUPERBUG 666 … 666 = SICK SICK SICKness hence CRONOS is the game about ZOMBIE OUTBREAK INFECTION VIRUS QUARANTINE PANDEMIC SICKNESS ...IF UR FINE FINE FINE I’M SICK SICK SICK !!! What’s it like to bee a little kitten…?
Meow meow another thing that my Cousin Corey of SLIPKNOT told me about the CRONOS TWISTED ARM things is that they are “ARM TONGUES,” that SLIPKNOT is singing about this game/the enemies inside their music reversed, and so it makes sense that the arms are actually “ARM TONGUES,” lol it’s a giant fuckin tongue as an arm !!! SLIPKNOT reversed released the evil curse now it’s a giant 666 SICK SICK SICKness infection upon earth ouch that’s gotta hurt !!! Meow meow it means HARM TONGUE … HARM was brought to the world by REVERSING TONGUE … SPEAKING IN EVIL TONGUES
Meow meow so I asked my Cousin Corey again about the TWISTED ARMS things being the barbed pointy spikey cat penises, and what he said to me is that they MIXED CANINE WEREWOLF PENIS DNA into their design, so we are actually shooting and killing werewolves in the cat game meow meow
My following fav SLIPKNOT songs but in reverse though, translated by the Neuro-Reverse Specialist the REVERSE-O-KITTEN in Chicago, IL meow meow:
SLIPKNOT 666 SONG SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAINED
SLIPKNOT JULY 12th REVERSE INCANTATION
‘NOW FORCING HIS VICTIMS’ REVERSE SONG
‘DARK SPEECH MESSAGE SUMMONS THE END OF THE WORLD’ REVERSE SONG
HELP BRING MANTIS ON THE WAY !!!
CRONOS REVIEW PART 02
What did YouTube uploads of CRONOS REVIEWS have to say…?
WHAT DOES THE DARK SPEECH (NEURO-REVERSE) SAY ABOUT CRONOS REVIEWS UPLOADED ONTO YOUTUBE …?
Meow meow okay so after I finished my review in 2025, typed everything out, put it onto GLP etc, the Dark Speech said I should listen to what people said about the game, their reviews, in reverse mew. Purrrr out of all the things they said, one thing they mentioned was ‘DINO CRISIS’ … this was weird/strange to me because I’ve always heard the name of that videogame but I’d never played it or even seen it before … mew so I began to look at the full gameplay of it (date/time) Meow meow it made total sense why the reverse of peoples CRONOS review said DINO CRISIS, meow is b/c if U play CRONOS you’ll notice the sound of what resembles a velociraptor or some kind of dinosaur, it’s very obvious and audible, but not only that… as I watched the full gameplay of DINO CRISIS, I could see how the final boss of (XYZ game) is actually the same final boss as CRONOS, where ur just fighting a person in like a ring etc
DINO CRISIS 3 SHOWING JULY 12 & BASILISKS 666 SICK SICK SICKness
Meow meow so as I continued watching the full gameplay of the DINO CRISIS series, I finally got to the third game, which takes place in outer space and has these computer terminals with dates and times … well the first date they show is 9/11 … which as you’ll know from this website (666 part) meow but not only that … the computer terminal also shows the date July 12
(Find part, reword meow)
Tbh the second game starts off amazingly well and action packed; I’d have loved to play that one as a kid mew purely fun as fuck. First and third games are boring meow meow. It ends just like CRONOS; the scene shows a person jumping into the time portal and then credits roll. ANYWAYSSSSSS purrrrr this is showing us a massive truth and secret about 666 …
In the bible it states that all those who received the MARK OF THE BEAST in/on their right hand or forehead will eventually break out in BOILS aka SORES … well the SAURS are the dinosaurs meow meow Its the BITE-MARK OF THE BEAST … U can’t go anywhere outside without getting bitten on hand/forehead by the dinosaur lizard monsters outside AKA BASILISKS (GRABOID snake serpentines ground-dragons) … see: APPLE-WORMS
Hence, the reason why the DINO CRISIS 3 game is showing us the date 9/11 and these LEECHES SLITHER SLUGS BASILISKS … it’s a JULY 12 MONSTER MOVIE …
CRONOS REVIEW PART 03
FAN THEORIES AND PREDICTIONS
CRONOS FAN THEORIES & PREDICTIONS BY THE MEOWFRIENDS-OFFICIAL CULT OF NYANTOLOGY
• Meow meow the CRONOS lady doesn’t have a name or an identifiable body, so the Meowfriends decided that she looks like the yellow chick from the SEGA game ALIEN INVADERS … that or she actually looks like SWIFT or ULALA meow either one, also we have YET ANOTHER fan theory that the CRONOS lady is actually a cat human hybrid meow meow so secretly her name is NE meow and that’s our FAN THEORY about ZERO-SUIT CRONOS
• Meow another fan theory is that the alien types depicted in SEGA Genesis ALIEN INVADERS are also going to appear in slightly altered forms in CRONOS 2
• Meow in CRONOS 2: ETERNAL PAWMISE, there will be a playable cat companion who we have to take control of, to squeeze into tight kitty spots meow meow, but the kitty runs away whenever there is DANGER. CONFLICT meow meow. He hid under one of the blood-stained medical beds meow meow.
CONCLUSION
Meow and so this concludes our Meowfriends Official CRONOS review, the cute scary zombie kitty game that is a MUST-PLAY for cat lovers and zombie horror fans mrow meow !!! (But remember, if U haven’t played it, and I influenced U to wanna play it, then U have to buy the Nintendo Switch 2 and play it on that console, or else !!! Or else the YAKUZA MAFIA will come after you meow meow better give NINTENDO that $500 OR ELSE meow meow $$$ PAYUP PAYUP !!! $$$)
Q: After finalizing this review, did the Dark Speech say anything NEW about CRONOS the NEW DEAD SPACE KITTY ZOMBIE GAME …?
A: Meow meow well actually yes… mrow the Dark Speech calls this game an ‘X-BOX EXCLUSIVE,’ insinuating that this game should’ve ONLY been released for the XBOX, but, it was given to ALL platforms meow meow and the Dark Speech also mentions that the secret reason it’s got a cat-centric theme b/c of BLINX THE TIME CAT which is an XBOX exclusive IP character meow meow purrrrrrrr he’s the kitty time sweeper with like a magic broomstick n shit lol meow meow he’s far out man nyehehehe >:33
OTHER QUESTIONS & FINAL THOUGHTS
Only problems I have with the game tbh:
WHY CANT THE TORCH DISPENSER GIVE US MULTIPLE TORCHES …? WTF … we can upgrade our torch carrying capacity from 1 to 2 but we can only make one torch at a time from the dispenser like wtfffffff
CAT POWERUP GLITCH: I PET THE CAT AND HE DIDNT GIVE ME POWERUP WTF. The animation of the powerup being dropped is made, but it doesn’t appear and I cannot pick anything up. WTF CAT.
RE-READING MEMOS – When there’s a document in the game to read, and we ALREADY read it, the document should simply disappear. Why the fuck does it just stay there…? WTF. SO ANNOYING
UN-SKIPPABLE CUTSCENES: WTF !!! JUST LET US SKIP ALL THE CUTSCENES WTF !!!
Q: Meow-Meow Man, do you *OWN* that Nintendo Switch 2 …?
A: Meow meow nuuuuuuuuu actually this is the Meowfriends’ Nintendo Switch 2 that was given to us as a gift from MIYAMOTO-SAN mrow meow ^_^ one of the Meowfriends haz to bee lucky enough to WIN in the competition to recieve it by mail purrrrr here are the contest rules:
JOIN THE MEOWFRIENDS 4 YOUR CHANCE 2 WIN THE NINTENDO SWIFT 2 !!!
ONE OF US !!! ONE OF US !!!
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