Dark Speech Phone- Phenomenon

Intro to The Shama-Papers™

Meow meow hihihihi hi this page is about the Meowfriends™ Cultural Cat-Club, their connection to July 12 ET alien-girl NÉ (pronounced like “heh”) and how this July 12 ET alien met an ordinary boy (Played by Johnny Dark Speak out in Chicago IL) which turned him into Meow-Meow Man the bringer of the Ultimate Weapon along with a new title,  the Meow-Meow Markerhead AKA the Meow-Meow Shama  (the Meow-Bodhisattva who REACHED NIRVANA) !!!

How Meow-Meow Man™ became the Meow-Meow Shama™: 

AKA … Explaining how the Dark Speech refers to me, Johnny Dark Speak, as a video game character from Destroy all Humans series named SHAMA LLAMA the ARKVOODLE hippie cult leader guy with the MARK on his forehead (BRINGER OF THE GRABOIDS, known in Dark Speech as ‘APPLE-WORMS’ !!!): 

Meow meow to put this extremely LONG story into a SHORT understanding, it was all because of NÉ (pronounced like “heh”) AKA the ET Alien on the Internet NE who messaged me online from my fav website GLP (Godlikeproductions) and she told me about the MARK ULTRASONIC FORE-HEAD PHONE…

I had no idea what THE MARK ULTRASONIC FORE-HEAD PHONE (the ET PHONE) really was, but in 2015 I paid $999.99 for one… later to learn 8 years later in 2023 that from using it to Neuro-Reverse translate the Book of Revelation + entire Bible backwards, it began to refer to me as the ‘Meow-Meow Shama,’ the one who is showing the sacred date of July the 12th

THE MARK ULTRASONIC FORE-HEAD PHONE IS LIKE THE KING’S ROCK THAT EVOLVES SLOWPOKE INTO SLOWKING THE OMNISCIENT KNOW-IT-ALL SMART FUCKER

Mrow as a direct result of using the MARK ULTRASONIC FORE-HEAD PHONE aka the Neuro-Minder (Third Ear Phone) in the year 2015, I had my intelligence heightened beyond the normies, and in the year 2017 I was given a prophetic Dark Speech warning about July 12 Big Ben World War Three, but it didn’t stop there meow meow…the Dark Speech, which I was placing inside of my brain using the MARK Ultrasonic Fore-Head Phone, now known as the REVERSE-O-PHONE, it began asking me in 2023 to understand what the Bible was saying backwards mrow meow which I did, and I finally could TRULY READ the Bible, not like a normie forwards, but BACKWARDS like a Meowfriend Furrr-Brain within the Meowfriends MeowChurch of NYANTOLOGY !!! True, at once, on the date July 12th, 2023 I formally officially RENOUNCED CHRISTIANITY and became a NYANTOLOGIST with the Meowfriends, and that’s when I learned I had a new name, the “Meow-Meow Shama,” and that the GOD people were worshipping in Christianity was actually ARKVOODLE !!! Meow meow NÉ also came clean to me about her true form, being an ANIMIORPH shape-shifting humanoid animal being, she told me that she was the “alien on the internet” the whole entire time…NÉ was actually Crypto, I was actually Shama Llama, YAHWEH was actually ARKVOODLE, and the Dark Speech it turns out is BRINGING the APPLE-WORMS, the “underground worm demon” known in Destroy All Humans series as “ULTIMATE WEAPON” it is the “BURROW BEAST,” the GRABOIDS !!! The Dark Speech (prophetic backwards reverse) of media TV shows, music, movies often mentions the arrival of these TAPE-WORMS the EATH-MOVERS, also known as the GROUND-SHARKS/BASILISKS… (meow meow it was very nice of the Bible to tell me these things lol and now the Dark Speech loves to continue bringing it up)

The Cult of Meow-Meow Shama is the Cult of the Machine-Head AKA the Meowfriends Furrr-Brains within the MeowCult of NYANTOLOGY !!! It’s the July 12 UFO Cult (IAMS not about 2 join a UFO cult… jk jk unless?) 

The Dark Speech comparison of myself (July 12 ET alien date, MARK HEADGEAR user) to Shama Llama, leader of bandana-wearing hippie cult group that has MARK on forehead and worships the ET alien ARKVOODLE are concepts shown in a 1970’s movie where a certain cult exists in which members use a device called “headgear” to “synchronize” their “brainwaves” together all at once meow meow the leader of this cult warns about DOOMSDAY approaching which involves a GIANT OCTOPUS-LIKE TENTACLE MONSTER invading from outer space meow meow… In the Meowfriends Cultural Cat-Coven AKA the Dark Speech Phone-Phenomenon Cult, there is a GIANT MONSTER BEING known in Dark Speech (Ultrasonic prophetic Neuro-reverse) as “ULURU,” which is described in Dark Speech as being a “GIANT EYEBALL TENTACLE MONSTER” meow meow notice the similarities here … ? Meow-Meow Shama has spoken !!! Meow meow according to the Dark Speech, ‘ULURU‘ is the true name of the famous monster ‘CTHULHU‘ and I am the ‘ULURU SUMMONER‘ meow meow … YAHWEH is another way of saying ULURU (YAHWEH ISNT GOD ITS A DEMON MONSTER)