MEOWFRIENDSBIOGRAPHY

ANNOTATED REVISED EDITION

***THIS WAS WRITTEN ENTIRELY BY THE MEOWFRIENDS; MEOW-MEOW MAN HAD ZERO CREATIVE INPUT WHATSOVER (WE PAWMISE !!!)***

Meow-Meow Man (played by July 12 Johnny Dark Speak) was born as John Christopher Galvan on August 9th, 1994 @ RUSH hospital in Chicago, IL. The surviving middle child with only two other (long deceased) siblings, he is the only male and of course the ultimate favorite child meow meow. (He’s spoiled as ffffffuckkkkkk)

JULY 12 BIOGRAPHY: MEMOIRS OF THE MEOW-MEOW MAN FULL VERSION ALL 369 PAGES

TO BEE CONTINUED …

WHAT’S THAT ..>? ALL 369 DRAFT PAGES SUDDENLY LEAKED ONLINE…

*STRANGER SKIMS THRU IT, FLIPS FLIPS FLIPS, SKIPS*

(RIGHT HERE. THIS IS WHERE ALL OF THE WORDS WILL GO. AND YOU CAN SEE THEM WHEN U HIT REFRESH ON MIDNIGHT, UNDER THE MEOWWIE FULL MOON)

*STRANGER SKIMS THRU IT, FLIPS FLIPS FLIPS, SKIPS*

Q: Mrow ummm… what’re ya doin’ there mate…?

A: Pfffttt U expect me 2 read all that 369 pages…? Lol nah … cut 2 the chase bro

JULY 12 BIOGRAPHY: MEMOIRS OF THE MEOW-MEOW MAN CONDENSED VERSION

(RIGHT HERE. THIS IS WHERE ALL OF THE WORDS WILL GO. AND YOU CAN SEE THEM WHEN U HIT REFRESH ON MIDNIGHT, UNDER THE MEOWWIE FULL MOON)

Q: Do U still expect me to read any of this…? Better turn ur book into a movie like they all do, or no one will pay any attention !!!!
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