MEOWFRIENDS MANIFESTO

BY MEOW-MEOW MAN & NÉ (PRONOUNCED LIKE “HEH” :smirkcat:)

Né: Meow meow okay so this is our furrrst MEOWNIFESTO lol hehe wait…ummm Meow-Meow Man, what is a Manifesto… ?

Meow-Meow Man: Meow meow it’s like a public statement, or a list of demands, or some shit meow meow IDK but let’s make one

Né: ‘Row okay lol hehe! Our first demand; ENDLESS SALMON PATÉ DINNER WITH GRAVY !!! OR…OR ELSE !!!

Meow-Meow Man: Meow meow yeah that’s right we have our paws on the JULY 12 death trigger of the world, and if our demands aren’t met, we will begin sacrificing puppies on livestream !!! We will hold puppies at ransom and snip their puppy dog’s tails off one by one if our demands aren’t met !!!

Né: ***stereotypical evil witch cackle laughter***

(Part 01 of the Meowfriends Meownifesto 2028)

Ne’s special message (from Russia with love)

“STOP BEING GREEDY FASCISTS. SHUT UP. OR I WILL KILL YOU AND KILL EVERYONE …YOU ALL ARE ON MY KILL LIST. Actually some of the elites are very crippled, old, ancient mummies …It would take just one angry young guy to give heart attacks to those reptiles …those pale turtles …they’re so afraid of truth …”