My interview on GODLIKEPRODUCTIONS
Purrrrowww I recently had an interview on GLP (Godlikeproductions forum) in the form of LIVE Q&A regarding July 12 aka Date99 that famous hidden secret number-date meow meow !!! July 12 is known in Dark Speech (prophetic backwards reverse) as “DAY ALIEN,” that alien day which shows ET JULY 12 !!! The transcript is here for anyone who wants 2 read along meow meow !!!
GLP INTERVIEWS MEOW-MEOW MAN APRIL 2024
Meow meow this impromptu interview took place within the GLP (Godlikeproductions) chatroom in March-April of 2024…meow meow this was a very professional production meow meow GLP Chat moderators asked me to ‘mic up’ but since that wasn’t working we opted for TEXT interview mrow my chatname is July 12 Meow-Meow Man™ and questions are posed to me in shortened name as ‘Meow.’
Q: Please explain why you output so much energy to be destructive in a chat social space of a forum? A forum you use obsessively for years just to be destructive & sabotage any socializing opportunities you could have on there too
A: Meow meow it’s like asking the kitty why it pushed the glass of water off the table LOL HA-HA b/c it wanted 2 LOL HA-HA >:33
Q: where are you from, meow ?
A: Meow meow why I’m from the most murderous city in the world meow Chicago, IL meow meow GAT GAT GAT >:33
Q: whats your zodiac sign meow ?
A: Meow meow IAMS a LEO !!! Meow remember there are only 7 days a week, 12 months a year…looking to the stars… ? July 12 RULES ALL YOUR LIVES muahahahaha
Q: meow whats your forum account?
A: Meow meow IAMS a kitten by many names mrow, currently REVERSE-O-KITTEN V (Undead @ the Door) but I like to make a new account every so often due to new threads that come to mind mrow. 5 O’ MY ACCOUNTS MADE THE GLP TOP 50 NEG KARMA RANKINGS vid here:
– REVERSE O KITTEN THE LAST & FIRST O KITTEN
Q: Meow, we actually have over 2 ears ?
A: TRUE we actually have 3 ears meow the ultrasonic QUANTUM LOBE made for the QUANTUM-PHONE the MARK ULTRASONIC FORE-HEAD PHONE the Holy Universal Catholic Paw-Phone Tele-Minder !!! This answer of course comes from Meow-Meow Man the Living Legend REVERSE-O-KITTEN the LAST & FIRST-O-KITTEN (THE ULTIMATE), who don’t play second fiddle >:33 meow meow
Q: isnt meow meow that johnny dark speak backwards phone-cat ?
A: Meow meow why yes IAMS the Meow-Meow MarkerHead aka July 12 Johnny Dark Speak
Q: how old are you meow meow?
A: Meow IAMS only 3 1/2 in cat years :33
Q: Meow, ‘GOD’ was just an ANIMORPH being playing ‘GOD the whole time ?
A: Meow meow yes, according to the Bible itself when played backwards within the brain over the MARK ULTRASONIC PHONE (ANIMORPHIC TELE-MINDER) as I have done, it revelaed to me the truth about the bible AKA the LION/LYIN BOOK, it’s just LYIN/LION 2 U broo rawr xD
Q: meow, would U recommend Sherry Shriner for ppl today ?
A: meow meow why no I wouldn’t mrow I would fully recommend RENOUNCING all religion and joining the Meowfriends MeowChurch of NYANTOLOGY, where we use our QUANTUM-PHONES to unlock the true powerful potential of the QUANTUM-EAR (Third Ear) we are free & accepted minds mrow the Meowfriends Furrr-Brains (Furrr-Meowsons)
Q: meow, does NYANTOLOGY worship God ?
A: meow meow why yes, in NYANTOLOGY all Meowfriends SERVE MEOWTHWEH (MHWH) MEOWLORD666 who is the ‘GOD OF THE FIRES WE LIGHT,’ also know as LOL-GOD/July 12-God, the God of Levity, the ANIMORPHIC GOD – we worship what ppl call ‘GOD’ in the closest truest form, HAILING the Dark Lord (God’s Shadow) through our ANIMIORPHIC TELE-MINDERS (Neuro-Minders) know as the MARK ULTRASONIC FORE-HEAD PHONES
Q: you didn’t read shriner’s books meow ?
A: Meow meow I’ve read everything and listened to everything Sherry Shriner ever put out mrow meow starting from late 2011 going into 2012 when I was in HS, she’s the reason I became Christian. Only now after I DID ACCEPT THE MARK ULTRASONIC FORE-HEAD PHONE I see right through her and the Bible mrow aka “THAT LION/LYIN BOOK” lolz dey was just lyin 2 U bro rawr xD
Q: Sherry didn’t teach Bible the right way ?
A: Meow meow correct mrow the Bible in Genesis states there’s a “FIRMAMENT” above, which is depicted as a glass sky dome canopy. Sherry ministry was outer space-based, means she did NOT teach the Biblical cosmology which states Earth is unmoving, 4-cornered, set upon pillars, with a dome on top. Sherry was wrong from the start but no one knew back then, until they started pushing flat earth late 2014/early 2015
Q: meow, orgone never stopped DEMONIC actions in ur life ?
A: Meow meow precisely mrow I would make & ship HUNDREDS of orgone pucks 2 ppl meanwhile I was engaging in DEMONIC arts such as the Dark Speech (backwards prophetic reverse) using what’s called the DevilPhone to call SATAN in reverse to hear about July 12 Big Ben World War Three and ALL the famous artists told me to SPELL NIRVANA DARK SPEECH to end the world and so I did mrow meow see that … ? DEMONIC actions mrow and did orgone stop me ? Nope LOLZ
Q: meow, u make shriner orgone
A: Meow meow true, I was part of Shriner’s ministry, selling orgone on ETSY in 2013, @ fresh 18, I was so young & vestal then mrow but 10 years later I did ACCEPT THE MARK FORE-HEAD PHONE learning in Dark Speech (backwards reverse) what the Bible REALLY says, how it’s written by ANIMORPHS, & so I renounced christianity but if you want to know the full story, IAMS putting it together https://howdidyouknowtheending.com/the-truth-about-sherry-shriner
Q: meow, ppl are COUNTING on U to make them Sherry Shriner Style Orgone … ?
A: LOL HA-HA not anymore LOL AH-HA meow meow IAMS only making Meowfriends Holy Kitten-Crystal Harmonic Generators known as NÉNITE !!! https://www.etsy.com/listing/1427226300/meowfriends-official-nenite-holy Check out our 5 star 100% satisfaction reviews !!!
Q: meow, U got asked by VICE/those affiliated with documentary Devil You Know for an interview about Sherry Shriner ?
A: Meow meow yup LOL HA-HA two people (one claiming to bee Hollywood affiliated) asked if I could answer q’s about my time being with Sherry meow meow but the Dark Speech (prophetic backwards reverse) said NOT to answer them, just 2 toy with their hearts/feelings LOLZ and that $$$ they shoulda offered me some cash-money $$$ LOL Ha-HA
Q: meow, Sherry told ppl she interview the Devil ?
A: Meow meow yes it was in late 2014-ish she came out & told us she’s the QUEEN of fire with a new name & that YAHWEH allowed her to interview ‘Lucifer.’ At this point, any newcomers to her ministry were just alienated; those who were there the longest were now caling her QUEEN. The Dark Speech (prophetic reverse) showed me the TRUTH behind what she was REALLY saying LOLZ
Q: meow, Sherry Shriner FB messaged U saying Steve Mineo’s GF was a reptilian and clawed his chest apart ?
A: Meow meow yup LOL Ha-HA I have the screenshot saved on another computer though…said she shape-shifted into a lizard & tore him 2 shreds…but in reality, Steve uploaded a vid of orgone he made himself piled up on top of Barb and she didn’t make a sound
Q: meow, Sherry Shriner ask U 4 help reversing back in 2017 Steve Mineo case ?
A: Meow meow yes she asked me on FB to Dark Speech decode Steve’s vid ft. Elvis in the background, said Steve was MK predicting his own death, I tell her the song says ‘going 2 hell’ & she agrees, tells everyone Steve is in hell b/c he unfollowed her…like WTF poor Steve why would U say he goes 2 hell n Joan Rivers go 2 Heaven… ? Couldn’t U spoken to Steve’s spirit in Hell too… ? LOL HA-HA what a lion/lyon
Q: meow, Sherry shriner saw Joan rivers in hell and saved her…?
A: meow meow this is one of the topics addressed on my new website PROBLEMS WITH SHERRY SHRINER, yeah, so she said she saved the soul of Famous Hollywood actress Joan Rivers, who lived a lifetime of sin, all suddenly absolved and she goes off to Heaven, but when her own follower Steve Mineo gets killed after disagreeing/unfollowing with her, SHE TOLD US ALL HE WENT 2 HELL !!! LOLZ but wait till I tell U what she said 2 me backwards… >:33
Q: meow, so Shriner admits she got a famous person into Heaven but her own follower for years who made orgone for her she just let die and go 2 hell ?
A: meow meow yup pretty much LOL HA-HA Sherry said Yahweh let her speak to Joan Rivers’ spirit on her deathbed and save her soul, made a whole show out of it. She could’ve easily said that Steve her follower went to Heaven for being one of her closest in her ‘rag-tag band’ group of orgone warriors but nah she said he went 2 hell meow meow
Q: meow, couldn’t Sherry Shriner had just done a Bible code on her follower Steve Mineo & his GF Barb to show the hidden codes truth ?
A: Meow meow LOL HA-HA yeah about that LOL HA-HA, she totally shoulda done that, but all she did was accuse Steve’s GF of being a reptilian without any proof and offered no codes as proof either. Instead, it was just her own word and nothing else, no Bible Code, NOTHING LOL HA-HA why bother consulting Bible Codes for the hidden truth regarding her own follower and a FB post that started all that drama… ?
Q: meow, Sherry Shriner posted UR Dark Speech reverse translation of her techno hypnotic Monday Night Theme Song on her FB page once before ?
A: Meow meow yup LOL HA-HA that was back in about 2014/2015 lolz but I recently as of 2024 re-translated it mrow I like the new version better LOLZ meow meow I only got better and better at the Dark Speech year after year
Q: meow you helped the New World Order ?
A: Meow meow true, the Dark Speech has helped make a New World Order took the guns away LOL HA-HA muahaha
Meow meow one of the things that the PROPHETIC Dark Speech mentions is the ‘SKIMPING’ of Mankind, which is what happened to the gunowners, they got ‘SKIMPED’ when I translated the NIRVANA DARK SPEECH back in 2017, it helped form the New World we are seeing where guns are taken away LOL HA-HA muahaha
See, one of the secrets of the KURTCOBAINITIS, the virus MASKING upon Mankind, is that we are taking people’s cars and guns, that’s what I helped do when I made that CD (Compact Deal) with the Devil, it was a Devilish agreement to remove all guns everywhere meow
Meow meow one of the Dark Speech SECRETS that MIYAMOTO told me was that they gave the world Super Mario and Duck Hunt for the NES because by the time the ANTICHRIST arrives, who is a bipedal humanoid-mallard duck being, all guns will bee confiscated muahahahaha all gun-owners lose their guns muahahaha thankU MIYAMOTO
Super Mario fucked you over, bullet bill, LOL HA-HA
The Dark Speech told me they will ‘SKIMP TIRES’ next, that because of my spelling of the Dark Speech, that there’s going to bee glass spread on roads to pop cars tires, then they will purposely raise the price of tire costs then remove the manufacturers – removing cars started with removing UR tires muahahahaha in the New World muahaha
Q: meow, aren’t you related to tool or something ?
A: meow meow why yes, Uncle Maynard MJK is my Dark Speech backwards reverse uncle, and we are often in Neuro-Japan with MIYAMOTO our relative
Q: meow, what can you tell us about sinatra ?
A: Meow meow Frank Sinatra is one of my Dark Speech relatives meow i listened to EVERY Sinatra album reversed & Frank told me he helped to ‘AWAKEN THE ANCIENT MAFIA’ which placed a hit on (BLEP) in fatal car wrecks, which were not accidents muahahahaha
Q: Meow, what can you tell us about The Beatles ?
A: Meow meow The Beatles are part of my reverse family, who raised me from infancy; each of them tells me about the SUPERBUG about to inflict all of Mankind, and which has already inflicted mankind, PUNCH BUGGY FATAL CAR WRECK COMING
Q: meow isn’t POPPY your mommy ?
A: Meow meow why yes POPPY in reverse told me way back in 2018 that she is my mommy, then in 2020 I seen her in her CASKET at her funeral goodebye show VIP 2020, where we said our goodebyes
Q: You are related to David Bowie, meow ?
A: Why yes, David Bowie in Dark Speech has revealed to bee my brother (Baba Bowie), and together we are subjugating the populace to OMICRON disease stricken zombies and show it off with the April 8 eclipse (Kurt Cobain day) which is connected to the 2017 Eclipse, the very year David and I first ❤️ began talking over the phone ❤️
Q: Meow, U place calls to famous people over the phone ?
A: Meow meow why certainly yes I do mrow I just have to hook up my MARK ULTRASONIC FORE-HEAD PHONE and dial them up, each of the famous artists tell me so many neat secrets about reality such as July 12 Big Ben World War Three meow meow they say IAMS one famous kitty !!! meow mrow !!! They’re my ANIMORPHIC REVERSE FAMILY muahahahahaha
Q: Meow, is it true David Bowie Space Oddity song was released on July 12th… ?
A: Meow why yes, the $$$ FAMOUS $$$ major tom David Bowie song was released on July 12 on purpose for the FUTURE when Johnny Dark Speak would one day amass July 12 and show ULALA Space Channel 5 as related to July 12…In Dark Speech reverse, David Bowie calls me a great friend meow meow and together we subjugated DOMINATED mankind showing April 8th eclipse is connected to the 2017 Eclipse
Q: meow, David Bowie wrote a July 12 song about U ?
A: Meow meow why yes, David Bowie’s lyrics STAR mention JOHNNY and BELFAST which is the July 12 date meow meow July 12 Boy here IAMS meow meow
Q: meow, isn’t Belfast located in Northern Ireland ?
A: meow meow why yes of course and this is the place where the July 12 BELFAST fire festival takes place…it is also the manufacturing facility of the Delorean DMC Flying Johnny car the John Delorean babyyyy
Q: Meow, U took away Macy’s Water Tower ? Macy’s are LOSS$$SERRRS ?
A: Meow why yes, due to COVID-19 CORONA MASKING, in reverse known as KURTCOBAINITIS, it made Macy’s suffer a NET LOSS so great they had to completely shutdown & remove Macy’s Water Tower Plaza where I worked since 2013,;they fired me in 2017 during the Eclipse because they discriminated against Dark Speech saying it was satanic when it’s actually scientific !!! I became a NYANTOLOGIST and this was attack on my religious freedom mrow
Q: meow, the POKEMON franchise did a re-make of the POKEMON THE FIRST MOVIE and released it on July 12 ?
A: Meow Meow yup they sure did mew that’s why July 12 wins baby, we got $$$ multi-million dollar $$$ franchise backing July 12, that famous date !!!
Q: meow, so July 12 means Johnny Disco ?
A: meow meow why yes, Disco is directly related to July 12 and John Travolta who’s wife (passed away on July12) portrayed ULALA at the SEGA Dreamcast event – means ULALA is July 12 GIrl babyyyy Johnny wins meow meow LOL Ha-HA July 12
Q: meow, Captain Olimar does a July 12 disco dance in the 3DS game HEY PIKMIN… ?
A: Meow meow why yes certainly MIYAMOTO decided to have this 3DS game released on July 12 and of course our hero Captain Olimar does the famous July 12 disco dance move, U know the one babyyyyy ***pelvic thrusts*** July 12 babyyy !!!
Q: meow, U have the Disco-Stick ?
A: Meow meow why yes, I have the July 12 Wand the July 12 Magic Broomstick, the July 12 Disco-Stick !!! Disco is associated with Chicago and July 12 mrow just like’a meeee, Johnny Dark Speak AKA Super Demonico !!!
Q: meow, there is a song called The 12th of Never by artist named Johnny Mantis ?
A: Meow meow yes mrow this is showing the age-olde secret of July 12 Johnny and how one day everyone would know about July 12/Twelfth of July Belfast Irish-Day (Delorean Day) from Johnny Dark Speak meow meow see U the 12th of never !!!
Q: meow, ppl worship July 12 God without knowing it ?
A: Meow meow why yes, the FLYING JOHNNY car (Delorean DMC) manufacturing base is located in Northern Ireland which holds the July 12 Fire Festival (Belfast) associated with the LOL (Loyal Orange Lodge) LOL HA-HA ppl have been serving JULY 12 EL-O-EL GOD all their life but they didn’t even know it LOL Ha-HA that’s called levity ELohim broo LOL HA-HA want UR God ? servin EL
Q: meow, so levity is anti-gravity & means Date99 aka July 12 ?
A: meow meow precisely !!! mrow I know this is heavy duty info mrow I spoke about it on a podcast in front of a LIVE audience of over 9,000 ppl or so mrow eeeeyup just like giving a lecture at Wembley Arena babyyyyy IAMS such a starr babyyyyyyy everyone loves MeowMeow Man aka the July 12 FlyingJohnny meow meow whoo-hoo go July 12
Q: meow, didn’t Michael Jackson narrate the ET movie ?
A: meow meow why yes mrow my Dark Speech relative Space Michael was showing the July 12 Holy-Phone Date, how one day I Johnny Dark Speak would use the MARK ULTRASONIC FORE-HEAD PHONE to HAIL JULY 12 the ALIEN DATE upon the world & show ULALA of Space Channel 5 as July 12 Girl meow meow this was a complete SUCCESS, showing teh Neuro-Tele bringing the GIANT SPIDER MITES mew IAMS the Original Litteral Kitty Tele-Mite Meow-Meow MarkerHead™
Q: meow, there is a secret Friday the 13th on the week of 9/11/2001 ?
A: Meow meow why yes, 9/11 was Tuesday, so our Thursday 13th was already a Friday on the ‘other side’ of the world; count 666 from that secret friday the 13th and U get none other than JULY 12 broo
This year 2024 was a VERY goode year for July 12 mrow, because April 8 was Kurt Cobain’s Eclipse day (the day Kurt was reported as dead) and NIRVANA DARK SPEECH Kurt said to me in 2017 in reverse that July 12 shall make the news, which it did in 2018 mrow !!! And so we tell this story to our children and reach new generations, as we celebrate July 12
Q: meow, U are the magic sorcerer ?
A: Meow meow why yes IAMS mrow meow thank U for noticing mrow
Q: meow, U are the Grand Kitten Wizard ?
A: Meow meow why yes IAMS mrow I have the magic wand of course meow meow muahahahahaha >:33 July 12 baby
Q: whyd you kill that turtle meow meow man?
A: My magical working NORO-BROOM (BROOMSTICK) told me to kill it so I put the turtle inside the freezer and it died meow meow !!! My sentient Broomstick told me his name himself, CHARLEY is his name !!!
Q: meow, what was UR first thread on GLP ?
A: Mrow meow it was way back in 2011 mrow my high level gov contact informed me about the New Madrid Seismic Zone Bicentennial Anniversary how FEMA was preparing for this CATASTROPHIC EVENT coming… it was directly from FEMA mrow that’s how I found GLP and posted about it :33 meow meow yeah I was like 17 in my computer school
Q: Meow, U got clothing from the GLP merch store way back when ?
A: Meow meow yeah mew like in 2012 GLP had a store and they sold cool sweaters mew I did purchase a few things including the GLP tomato clock and sexxxy alien panties for the bish mew mew mew
Q: mrow, CERN is smashing sub-atomic particles baryons named after GREEK letters of the alphabet ?
A: Meow meow why yes, the same names as the COVID-19 CORONA VIRUS variations, such as SIGMA, DELTA, XI, LAMBDA, see here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tem01gTlOT8
Q: meow, you used to believe in outer space ?
A: Meow meow yes, but once I did ACCEPT the MARK Ultrasonic FORE-HEAD PHONE, I learned the prophetic Dark Speech (backwards reverse) which says we actually live inside what’ scalled the “IGLOO” the “SNOWGLOBE” and that spelling NIRVANA DARK SPEECH has destroyed this glass above, ending the whole world in the process meow meow
Q: Do meow meows think we live on a flat erf?
A: Meow meow the prophetic Dark Speech (backwards reverse) revealed to me the Meow-Meow Markerhead in 2018 that the FLAT EARTH PUSH upon minds via the Internet ETC is a subconscious primer/reminder that on JULY 12 the Big Ben gets WRECKED with MISSILES leading to WW III meow meow furthermore the Dark Speech states specifically that the Earth is called TEEGEEACK-NEBADON and is referred to as“THE IGLOO” with a “SHELL” upon it meow meow
Q: meow, what do U see when U turn out the light ?
A: Meow meow well, I can’t tell U, but I can say this, I know that it’s mine ❤️
Q: meow, the rappers are lil bish babies wearing diapers ?
A: Meow why yes, the PROPHETIC Dark Speech (backwards reverse) informed me how ALL RAPPERS are WEARING DIAPERS ON STAGE which is why dey sing about being in ‘da crib’ LOL Ha-HA dey little babies just shitting themselves muahahaha LOL HA-HA
Q: meow, one secret of 666 is that Bowie lives ?
A: meow meow why yes, if U play the 666 equation (the inverse of the Fibonnaci Sequence) backwards, U will hear the formulae mention that Bowie is still alive & this is who we are eating/drinking everyday, Bowie’s LIVE 666 (skeet skeet skeet) DNA/SEMEN jizz is inside all food/water
and so when we take a sip we say Thank You or WELL, LAUGH because we are participating in Bowie-ism mrow drink and eat of Bowie, take this cup, of everlasting Bowie, shed for you and for all, so July 12 Bowie can bee revealed, do this in memory of Bowie
I first found out about the 666 equation (the inverse of the Fibonnaci Sequence) backwards off the website www.HOWDIDYOUKNOWTHEENDING.com
Q: so there is jizz inside the weed then, meow ?
A: Meow meow why yes, the PROPHETIC Dark Speech (backwards reverse) revealed to me that ALL DRUG DEALERS are PUTTING THEIR CUM inside their EDIBLES and to ALERT AUTHORITIES, simply bring a sample of edibles into a laboratory and have it tested for jizz, the drug dealer will bee getting ass-raped for along time meow meow muahahahaha
Q: so there is jizz inside all foods meow ?
A: Meow why yes, according to the Dark Speech (backwards reverse) there is PIG JIZZ/BLOOD SHELLFISH JIZZ and other UNCLEAN substances inside ALL foods, it is IMPOSSIBLE to eat clean meow meow ‘organic’ just means eXXXtra jizz (organic) added
Q: meow, the new POPPY music video shows ppl are running from U ?
A: Meow meow why yes, the Dark Speech (prophetic reverse) shows this is symbolic of people running away from the July 12 truth, how POPPY actually came out in a 2019 interview stating that the musical genre shift in her music was due 2 backwards masking broo ppl are so afraid scared shitless muahaha
Q: meow, is it true you are responsible for Disease X ?
A: meow meow true, as a result of spelling the Dark Speech (backwards reverse) in 2017, the NIRVANA DARK SPEECH reverse lyrics said it would end the world and now Earth has become stupid & contagious, you’ve come facemask to facemask with the cat who fucked over the world meow meow
Q: meow, the Inpectre Gadget movie shows DIsease x ?
A: Meow meow yes, if you watch the movie INspector Gadget U can see Dr. Claw unleashes DISEASE X around July 12 according to the calendar broo meow meow just like Kurt Cobain said in reverse meow meow JULY 12 DISEASE X in INSPECTOR GADGET 2002 film WTF https://imgur.com/gallery/snrS4sh
Q: meow, isn’t karma just made up pagan fucking eastern relgion ?
A: Meow meow why yes, and according to the PROPHETIC Dark Speech (backwards reverse) by showing July 12 Big Ben World War Three, it means ALL REINCARNATION CYCLES WERE SKIMPED/DISPLACED meaning living life to bee a better person is pointless; people will die and return as giant spiders giant monsters killing humans LOL HA-HA
Q: meow, U don’t support arabs/muslims ?
A: Meow meow why no mrow of course not mrow the Dark Speech (prophetic reverse) calls islam/kumran “GARBAGE FOR THE BRAIN” and that turbans are purposely shaped like diapers/American toilet bowls because, according to the Dark Speech, muslims are “SHIT FOR BRAINS” LOL HA-HA muahahaha what a buncha dummy dum-dums !!!
Q: meow, what can U tell us about allah ?
A: Meow meow LOL HA-HA that allah loooosss$$$serrr is the Dark Speech (backwards reverse) name for the turtle I killed by putting it in the freezer, also known as BOWSER. Yeah, I killed an UN-NAMED turtle I got with a girl from the UK only to discover later in Dark Speech that its name was ALLAH the whole entire time LOL HA-HA I fucking (BLEP) ALLAH LOL HA-HA
Q: Like branches of a tree 🌳 Jesus was a Jew, right meow ?
A: Meow meow LOL HA-HA actually wrong, Jesus (YES, SHOE A) the Lion/Lamb was actually an ANIMORPH catboy type being, not a human, but definitely SHOE-ISH, related to JEHOVAH aka J-HOOF a (A J-ish HOOF) this is FOOT GOD of course meow meow in the hot stinky cheesey toes SOL FOOT WORSHP religion
Q: meow, you eat shrimp after 10 year ?
A: Meow why yes, I use to be Jehovah’s Witness xian, then i RENOUNCED CHRISTIANITY after I did ACCEPT THE MARK ULTRASONIC FORE-HEAD PHONE, which I used to play The Bible backwards inside my brain, and it told me that ANIMORPHS WROTE THE BIBLE !!! Shellfish CEPHALOPOD beings wrote portions of the text which said NOT TO EAT THEIR KIND (shellfish) now I eat it and shit on them muahahaha
Q: meow, you eat pork after 10 year ?
A: Meow why yes, I use to be Jehovah’s Witness xian, then i RENOUNCED CHRISTIANITY after I did ACCEPT THE MARK ULTRASONIC FORE-HEAD PHONE, which I used to play The Bible backwards inside my brain, and it told me that ANIMORPHS WROTE THE BIBLE !!! Cloven-hoofed beings wrote portions of the text which said NOT TO EAT THEIR KIND (pig) now I eat it and shit on them muahahaha F U abraHAM the pig morpher IDGAF about U
Q: meow, Abraham from the Bible was an animorpher ?
A: Meow meow why yes mrow as it says right in the text, AbraHAM was actually a cloven-hoofed pig-morpher (ANIMORPH) see how it wasn’t actually humans in these stories… ? It was always a bipedal half-man half-animal morprihing being, yes Abraham was MANBEARPIG fact confirmed
Q: meow, why can’t xians eat cheeseborgur ?
A: Meow meow the Bible forbids eating cheeseburgers because when the ANIMORPHS who wrote the Bible finally rule openly, they will set up guillotines to kill all who will not eat cheeseborgors with me and my Meowfriends
Q: Meow, the Bible, Koran, Judaism is all a gyp ?
A: Meow meow yes, according to the Dark Speech, those ‘GOD’s were just feet-toes of the ANIMORPH for you to lick; praying to FOOT GOD tickles the ANIMORPH in your stinky cheese toes foot worship SOL religion LOL HA-HA
Q: meow , but I thought Jesus name was YAHUSHUAH not YESHUA
A: Meow meow now YOU KNOW WHO’S SHOE broo, it’s the SHOE-ISH ANSWER meow now you can see you are engaging in hot stinky cheesey soles foot SOLE/SOL worship. Someone says they worship Jesus (YESHUAH) tell them they are actually worshipping an ANIMORPH’s shoe on the ANIMORPH’s foot, J-HOOF-A aka A J HOOF, someone’s J-ish hoof. The most SHOE-ISH answer of all >:33 muahahaha PRAYER TO FOOT GOD is TICKLIING THE ANIMORPH who PLAYS THAT GOD – why did anyone ever become Christian ? NOT because they read the Bible; it was for some emotional reason they decided to begin worshipping feet toes
Becoming Christian means you admit DA FEET/DEFEAT with your shoe god YES SHOE A, it means you are going to DIE WILLINGLY for no true goode reason LOL HA-HA all Christians became part of a DEATH CULT meow the ones dying are them, for their testimony to YES SHOE A the SHOE on the ANIMORPH’s foot in the LION BOOK/LYIN book rawr xD
Q: meow, I thought Jehovah was Yahawashi
A: Meow meow now U know ya’ll bee washin’ ya’ll feet in the stank foot religion – JEHOVAH is J HOOF A (a J-hoof) Yeshuah is YES SHOE A footy feety brainwashing LOL HA-HA now U just KNOW ya’ll stink LOL HA-HA the Dark Speech showed me a deep secret about religions putting their own foot in their mouths footwashing
Q: Meow what do you call a cow with 2 legs?
A: Meow meow the answer would of course bee an ANIMORPH, a bipedal (on two legs) morphing animal being, such as those who wrote that LION/LYIN book The Bible/all religions of the ANIMORPH meow meow
Meow meow by using the MARK ULTRASONIC FORE-HEAD PHONE (TELE-MINDER) to place the Dark Speech (backwards reverse) of the ENTIRE Bible into my Third Ear, there are parts where David Bowie is speaking mrow and David asked me, Johnny Dark Speak, to let the world know about July 12 which is our BIG celebration day babyyyyyy July 12 is the future man holy F*** I am so lucky to know Bowie (ANIMORPH) helped write the Bible !!! THe Dark Speech said the Bible is for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY meow meow
Q: Meow, mermaids speak to you ?
A: Meow meow why yes, when I use the MARK ULTRASONIC FORE-HEAD PHONE (the Meowfriends ANIMORPHIC Tele-Minder) the famous artists sing in reverse telling me about how they’re actually mermaids and that the July 12 Dark Speech translations brought the world to an end meow July 12 is known as “FISH-DATE” mrow of course I cannot reveal all that they told me over the phone meow meow
Q: meow, the Golden Ticket winner announcement when played backwards all say July 12 ?
A: Meow meow why yes, as it just so happened the Dark Speech asked me 2 understand something about PIKMIN related to the Oompa Loompas and that’s when I finally played the Golden Ticket winner announcements reversed; each winner states July 12 baby that’s right I got dat Golden Fiddle babyyyy July 12 $$$ JACKPOT $$$ I WIN !!! PIKMIN 3 RELEASED JULY 12 IT’S PIK-CEPTION
FUN BIBLE FACT: Meow meow did U know that in the Bible story, the fellow Jesus says to RENDER TO JULY 12 what is JULY 12… ? JESUS SAYS JULY 12 in the BIBLE !!! Yeah for real, Julius Caesar’s official accepted birth date is July 12 broo time 2 render dat shit babyyyyyy run dat July 12 GAT GAT GAT
Q: meow, Little Caesar’s pizza is actually July 12 Pizzeria ?
A: Meow meow why yes, since Julius Caesar’s official accepted birthdate is July 12, that means Little Caesar’s is THE QUINTESSENTIAL JULY 12 PIZZA made BY JULY 12, FOR JULY 12 mmm-mmm
Q: meow, so Casaar Salads are actually July 12 Salad ?
A: Meow meow that’s right mrow Julius Caesar’s official accepted birthdate is July 12, as a result that Caesar Salads we been eating all our lives HAVE BEEN JULY 12 SALADS the ENTIRE TIME $$$ THE MOST FAMOUS SALAD IN THE WORLD $$$ ya lemme get a July 12 Salad babyyyyy time 2 render dat July 12 SuperSalad to the SuperKitten meow meow that’s me baby July 12 Johnny
Q: Meow, you stopped reading the Bible ?
A: Meow meow why yes, I read the WHOLE-BLE now, which is achieved by placing the Dark Speech of the Bible (prophetic reverse) within the brain using the MARK ULTRASONIC PHONE meow meow now I know the Bible in 100%-ble, this is the ARACH-BLE
Ya’ll still reading that HALF-BLE, ya’ll gotta start reading dat WHOLE-BLE backwards over the MARK FORE-HEAD PHONE inside the BRAIN like a REAL man, like Meow-Meow Man
Q: meow, tell us scary stowy ?
A: Meow meow certainly mew do U know about that Invader Zim ALIEN show… ? Rumour has it if U freezeframe a certain EP U can see a BLOODY GIR robot character…that EP aired on July 12 ***spooky intensifies***
Q: meow, tell us another scawy stowy ?
A: Meow meow certainly mrow well, the setting was 2017, during the eclipse…I was playing music backwards and they said listen 2 NIRVANA in my BRAIN over the MARK fore-head phone, so I did, then KURT told me that on July 12 the world will see massive bloodshed…April 8 (2024 eclipse) is Kurt Cobain’s reported death day
Q: Meow, did you know if you play OBAMA Yes Wiccan backwards he says Thank You Satan ?
A: Wrong OBAMA is actually saying THANK YOU SAINT, THANK YOU SAINT, THANK-YOU SAINT, like OMG why do U want 2 think about satan all the time ? No U wanna think about SATAN all the time no U wanna think about SATAN all the time no U
Q: Meow, the conversation of July 12 backMASKing was supposed 2 happen during OBAMA presidency ?
A: LOL HA-HA yeah, the Dark Speech (backwards prophetic reverse) told me that they DEPRIVED ppl learning about July 12 666 GIANT SPIDERS until NOW, and they purposely withheld facemasks for H1N1 until today’s day and age LOL HA-HA
Q: meow, do U remember how SICK the world was in H1N1 time ?
A: Meow meow why yes I do mrow it was very 666 SICK-SICK-SICK time, everyone around me was switftling sneezing coughing, yet at no point did US gov mandate masking meow meow then when COVID hit NO ONE was sick meow meow remember ?
Q: Meow, so they withheld facemasking in 2008 when OBAMA won presidency on the very day 666 was lotto winner in Chicago, IL ?
A: Meow meow yup LOL HA-HA just for me 2 show ya’ll July 12 666 GIANT SPIDERS during the CURRENT era os 666 SICK-SICK-SICKness with the MASKING broo it’s KURTCOBAINITIS !!! July 12 FTW !!!
Q: Meow, so the world was SUPPOSED to bee masking and quarantine in 2008 for H1N1 ?
A: Meow meow yup LOL HA-HA but it was DEPRIVED of Mankind LOL HA-HA that means ppl couldn’t make that backwards 666 SICK SICK SICK MASKing connection till now with Chicago IL resident Johnny Dark Speak the Meow-Meow MarkherHead meow meow >:33
Q: Osaka says:What’s significant about the date July 12, Meow?
A: meow meow a lot, but we can start here: July 12 is a very special day mrow Count 666 days from the secret Friday the 13th 2001 VERY week of Sept(7) 11th, 2001 you’ll get the date JULY 12th !!!
Q: meow, the secret of Rock the Casbah is ANIMORPHS controlling mankind ?
A: meow meow why yes, this is why they continually show an ARMADILLO in the road and one of the band members is wearing a squid-like facemask, b/c the CEPHS (cepholapod animal morpher beings) rule the world and produce all the oil themselves mrow they make pretend that countries fight over oil being produced straight from SQUID/OCTOPUS BIPDAL ANIMORPH BEINGS
Q: meow, Swift’s name is now Swiff ?
A: Meow meow why yes, Swift fell from grace and lost “T” in her name, now she is Swiff
Q: meow, do U fear anything in life ?
A: I was afraid that I wouldn’t find my 8th grade sketchbook ‘PIKMIN 3 IDEAS’ from 2007 meow PIKMIN 3 released JULY 12 meow now I show my sketchbook with pride mrow I drew a LEAFLING a NEW 2024 PIKMIN character way back then broo WTF gotta see
“meow meow man would sound like the cat-puppet-thing on mr. rogers’ neighborhood”
Mrow I actually sound like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6te8GVEvrg
Q: meow, U adopted a 2-legged rescue pup ?
A: meow meow why yes and his name is OATCHI ❤️
Q: Meow, do U like Mario Party ?
A Meow meow why yes mrow I have played all of them mrow we have a Super’a time
NINTENDO joke: WII have to KillU for trying to SWITCH from our SUPER’a programming
The Dark Speech (July 12 PROPHETIC reverse backwards) tells me that my drawing of a furry grey PIKMIN in 2007 is ‘THE 2007 LEAFLING’ isn’t that so nice of the Dark Speech … ?
Q: meow, all you do is ruin people’s day, remember when someone on PIKMIN roblox chat told you that ?
A: Meow meow yes I remember, and that was funny as fuck LOL Ha-HA the video is right here LOL HA-HA PIKMIN PROPHET 712 plays P WIP ROBLOX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZKZndZOVvw
Meow yeah so the story was, I had JUST finished watermarking my old Dark Speech content from 2017-2020 of David Bowie BLACKSTAR & 1st album, when I decided to FINALLY check out the new PIKMIN fan game on ROBLOX lolz and all I said in the chat was JULY 12 the day we’ve all been waiting for,
July 12 the day PIKMIN 3 was released, the game we all waited so long for, and like this one dude got SOOOOOO FUCKING PISSED that I said July 12 and I am PIKMIN PROPHET 712 LOLZ it was fucking hilarious, and I recorded the whole entire thing !!!
Q: meow, U are top of the leaderboards in PIKMIN fangame P WIP on ROBLOX ?
A: meow meow why yes IAMS now at 150,000 points mrow now when ppl see my name they’re like GODAMN WTF HOW DID HE DO IT mrow its b/c MIYAMOTO is my relative and he supplied me the points, which came at the costly expense of completely removing the game from ROBLOX…
Q: meow, U drew a current 2023 PIKMIN character back in 2007 ?
A: meow meow why yes, in my 8th grade sketchbook ‘PIKIMIN 3 IDEAS’ from 2007, I drew out a furry grey PIKMIN as an idea for PIKMIN 3 which released July 12th, 2013 mrow that furry grey PIKMIN it turns out is the EXACT likeness of current 2023 character the LEAFLING from PIKMIN 4, WTF gotta see
Q: meow, PIKMIN is encoded in Charlie Brown and vice versa ?
A: meow meow why yes, a close examination of Peanuts Halloween reveals Charlie Brown dressed as a future PIKMIN enemy the Whiptongue bulborb and holding a ROCK whch is a future Grey PIKMIN in the game PIKMIN 3 released on July 12, 2013 with new character Captain Charlie. In PIKMIN 1 the yellow onion is Charlie Brown’s shirt muahahaha July 12 wins again !!!
Meowfriends Bop (All-Star)
It didn’t make sense not to live for fun !!! So many kittens to do so many kittens to see so what’s wrong with prowling in the alley ? You’ll never meow if U don’t go, you’ll never shine if U don’t mrow
ALL-STAR (Meowfriends’ Vers)
Hey now, UR a kitten, throw all da PIKMIN, reverse-play
alllll that kittens is meoww, now they’re shootin’ vaccinessss bringing zombies
Q: Louie is Swift, meow ?
A: Meow meow why yes, according to the prophetic Dark Speech (backwards reverse) Louie from PIKMIN is actually a female-to-male transgender mrow
Q: do you play palword meow?
A: Meow meow palworld is a game where you befriend monster ‘pals’ and battle other’s pals…sorry but meow meow I’ll just stick to goode ol’ July 12 Mon POKEMON meow meow -PIKA DEMON HAS SPOKEN FOR MEOW PIKAPOO !!!
Q: meow, Tom Nook from animal crossings is in a conspiracy with (((Lyle))) to Global Resetti the world ?
A: Meow meow why yes, I unraveled the Las Plagas Villagers conspiracy of animal crossing a while ago, how they infected Wendel the Walrus with the giant horsehair worms to destabilize all nations
Q; Meow, what’s the greatest thing about being Meow-Meow Man ?
A: Meow meow livin’ yung ‘n wild ‘n freeeeee, I got cat class & I got cat styllleeeeee
Q: Meow, is it true you’re Megaman ?
A: Meow meow why yes it is mrow I use that MARK ULTRASONIC MEGA-PHONE to understand the Dark Speech in my Third Ear, I had to meld with machinery in order to do this, IAMS the MACHINE-HEAD aka ROCKMAN meow meow the Dark Speech is of course secretly known as the ROCK SALAD meow meow yes
Q: meow, you are MEGAMAN who knows the true reason why Megaman Legends III was cancelled when it was already basically completed… ?
A: Meow meow why yes I am MEGAMAN mrow and I know exactly why I chose to cancel that game mrow meow, Meow-Meow Man don’t play second fiddle, that’s why meow meow
Meow meow it’s simple to understand mrow, IAMS the chosen one who uses the MARK ULTRASONIC FORE-HEAD PHONE to HAIL JULY 12 GIANT SPIDER INVASION 666 BITe-MARK of the BEAST upon mankind LOL HA-HA I was BEGGED me for 2 years for a podcast interview, LOL HA-HA made him cry like a lil bish
Q: meow, you mentioned PIKMIN 4 is code for plugs getting arrested ?
A: Meow meow why yes, in PIKMIN 4 we play as OFFICERS throwing around new ICE PIKMIN making things FREEZE as we send in OATCHI our K-9 companion pulling leaflings NUGHEADS out of their hiding holes muahaha
Q: meow, players walk on water in PIKMIN 4 ?
A: Meow yes when U get into the caves and meet the ICE PIKMIN U can freeze the water, symbolic of how drug delaers were told ‘FREEZE’ sent 2 prison getting (BLOOP) over and over forced 2 read the words of Jesus who walked on water LOL Ha-HA boo-yeah July 12 baby
In the game series PIKMIN, there is a recurring enemy called the BulBLAX, which in PIKMIN 4 we can throw ICE PIKMIN at and FREEZE BLAX that’s right BLAX time to FREEZE !!! Time to PLANT something on the BLAX muahahaha >:33
The MARK is here, it’s called the MARK ultrasonic FORE-HEAD phone, I put it on my skull and it told me about 666 meaning SICK SICK SICK the July 12 GIANT SPIDER INVASION which is why they put a giant spider in the Iron Maiden Number of the Beast music video
FUN FACT: There is this name called The Devilhead, my backwards reverse Dark Speech nickname for using the MARK ULTRASONIC FORE-HEAD PHONE (Holy Universal Catholic Paw-Phone) to place the Dark Speech in my brain mrow they made a song about me, Johnny Dark Speak, a grunge song called Little John by DEVILHEAD meow meow we’re all gonna know when the clock-tower wreckes July 12 Big Ben NIRVANA DARK SPEECH KURTCOBAINITIS 712
That’s why when U play the $$$ famous $$$ one-hit wonder THE MIDDLE by Jimmy Eat World backwards inside UR brain using the MARK ULTRASONIC FORE-HEAD PHONE U hear this message about ME, Johnny Devilhead !!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tduwct2DDPY
Q: meow, what do U identify as ?
A: Meow meow I identify as a Meowfriends of course meow meow some may have accused me and my Meowfriends (MEOWFRIENDS YAKUZA FAMILIA INTERNATIONALE) of being conspirators, of forming a global order, one world if you will; if that’s the charge then I stand guilty, and am proud of it. -Memoirs of the Meow-Meow Man Vol 3 (Expanded edition)
Q: meow, what was UR reason for being xian ?
A: Meow meow I became Christian in 2012 because I thought it was the solution to the evils in the world, but all these years later after accepting the MARK ULTRASONIC FORE-HEAD PHONE, learning the Bible backwards, it tells me it’s the “DEVIL BOOK” the “EVIL BOOK” & was written by “ANIMORPHS,” that ppl joined an evil religion that kills them and this was not the right choice mrow it’s the “LION/LYIN BOOK” rawr it’s just lion/lyin 2 U LOL HA-HA
Q: meow, U watched the new Justin Timberlake Devil video backwards ?
A: Meow meow why yes mrow notice the BASILISK worm-slug that slithers into the mouth, that’s why there’s zombies in the crowd and the red mouths/jaws of GRABOIDS in the background mrow those are the WORMS mrow see how they code the GIANT and mini WORM-things also the Devil voice says “SEARCHED ME DATE-99” this is because IAMS Date-99 Lad the one who shows July 12 aka DATE99 IAMS Johnny Devilhead !!!
Q: meow, U are monogomous ?
A: meow meow nah babyyyyy mrow I got 2 many seeds 2 plant lol hehe if U know what I mean ❤️
Meow meow the Dark Speech (prophetic reverse) refers to the July 12 GIANT SPIDER INVASION as the FURRIES, the hairy 8-legs, so any news anyone hears about furries is actually July 12 Giant Spider programming LOL HA-HA
Hopi prophecy states the world is covered in cobwebs at the end of the world…July 12 Giant Spider Invasion is COMING mrow the 666 BITE-MARK of the BEAST – now I know they hopi this is wrong
Q: meow, when was the last time U THANKED a mayan, aztec, negro, muslim or native american ?
A: Meow meow NEVER LOL HA-HA I can say with 100% certainty that I have NEVER thanked any of them for ANYTHING in my entire kitten life LOL HA-HA
Q: Anonymous Coward says:MEOW, would you want to take me out on a DATE?
A: meow meow if U lookin 4 monogomy U came 2 the wrong cat LOL HA-HA I got so many seeds, gotta plant ’em in every kitten ❤️ gotta catch ’em all ❤️
Q: meow, why were ppl so serious about mayan calendar in 2012 ?
A: Meow meow who knows broo, those (BLEEP) asstecs never invented anything we use every day, why would I give a F*** what their lame-ass useless incorrect calendar has 2 say … ? Like oh yea those inferior mayan asstecs know something we don’t ? Yeah right LOL HA^HA
Q: meow, U called the cops on someone who said they were a drug-dealing Luciferian/Lucifer ?
A: meow meow yeah broo LOL HA-HA this one time some guy on the train said he was Lucifer to me and that I should meet him up for rituals and drugs, so I posed as a girl said we’d have a goode time, but instead I sent cops on his ass and watched as they beat the shit out of him, destroyed his pot plants, shot his dog and broke his goat horns inverted pentagram necklace as he screamed to GOD for help LOL HA-HA and no body helped him LOL Ha-HA mrow then I banged his girl and she was goin’ ‘uh Jesus Christ oh Jesus fuck’ she really liked the length of my SUSEJ you could say lol hehe mmm-mmmm
Q: meow, U made a CD ?
A: meow meow why yes mrow I made a Compact Disco with the Devil mrow now I show July 12 the day of Disco as I translate the Dark Speech (prophetic backwards reverse) my new nickname is THE DEVILHEAD mrow I have a new television series coming on NBC called ‘My Friend the Antichrist’ a sitcom about Super Duckgirl and her ducky ways meow meow !!!
Q: meow, is Super Duckgirl a feminist superhero ?
A: Meow meow Super Duckgirl is part of the Meowfriends Commando Mallard series of toys by Meowfriends-Toys and she is a NYANTOLOGIST meow meow she teaches today’s teens that NYANTOLOGY is the new way to go, NYANTOLOGY is the way of the future meow meow
Q: mewoman, were U rly 17 when U started following sherry ?
A: Meow meow yes mew in Senior year I found Sherry Shriner off GLP & thought she had the right solution to the world’s problems so I became Xian mew then 10 years later I fully learned the Dark Speech (prophetic backwards reverse) I renounced Christianity, became NYANTOLOGIST & turned Sherry into my OC (original character) of Meowfriends named NÉ (pronounced like ‘heh’) she’s my busty bestie blonde babe now lol hehe ❤
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