Why Doesn’t the “Soul/Spirit” ever say ‘thank-you’ ? by The Meow-Meow Shama
Mrow meow in this Meow-Meow Shama Paper (THE SHAMA PAPERS) we are addressing the controversial fact that the SPIRIT/SOUL as immaterial, invisible things do NOT exist, but they DO exist in PHYSICAL forms which we will actually point out and prove here in this paper mrow meow (so easy for me to do lolz)
The spirit/soul are religious concepts that attempt to explain a person’s spiritual makeup or destiny…all people who believe in religions typically believe they have a soul, for instance, in Christianity, the non-believers are told that their SOUL IS IN DANGER, that their SOUL NEEDS TO BEE SAVED or it will bee sent to HELL/LAKE OF FIRE, see that… ? But notice something strange here; your spirit or soul NEVER spoke to you in your ENTIRE LIFE !!! The spirit or soul NEVER ONCE cried out and ASKED to bee saved, nope; it was always someone, a human, telling you that UR soul needs saving, not the actual person’s soul itself, and why… ? Why is that… ? Was SATAN THE DEVIL actually STRANGLING the SOUL/SPIRIT of a person such that the spirit/soul could not speak and alert the person that it needed JESUS that it needed their savior saving… ? We asked The Meow-Meow Shama the Founder/Leader of the MAGICAL SCIENCE RELIGION known as The Meowfriends MeowChurch of NYANTOLOGY and this is what he had 2 say mrow meow:
“I became a Christian in summer 2012 when I began listening to a woman on the internet named Sherry Shriner, right at the middle to end of senior year of high school graduating listening to her…I began to have a conversion process, deciding to make orgone with her and devoting my life to the Bible, but there was a major problem that can only bee addressed in hindsight now, as I’ve RENOUNCED Christianity on July 12th, 2023 meow meow here is the problem ——> Sherry Shriner said that people’s unsaved SOULS would bee sent to HELL for eternity, and once I had become Christian, making my SOUL saved, I only noticed now about 10 years later that MY SOUL NEVER ONCE SAID THANK-YOU !!! Like hey WTF U worthless SOUL, I saved UR ass back in June of 2012 when I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord & Saviour all because I listened to Sherry Shriner, and U NEVER SAID THANK-YOU 2 ME !!! There wasn’t ever a point where I heard my SOUL suddenly BREATHING and GASPING for air saying “*GASP* OMG thank-you Johnny SO MUCH for SAVING ME, YOUR SOUL !!! The DEVIL SATAN was STRANGLING ME, which is why I couldn’T just personally tell U in the first place that 1) I exist and 2) I NEEDED TO BEE SAVED !!! Was my SOUL just an ungrateful prick… ? Or is the most true, reasonable answer that the SPIRIT/SOUL actually do NOT exist as IMMATERIAL INVISIBLE THINGS that we can’t even prove… ? The Dark Speech told me in the year 2023 what the TRUE SPIRIT and SOUL are, where they are found on the body, and how those who tell other people that they have an IMMATERIAL INVISIBLE thing called a spirit/soul are SO full of shit lying !!! The Dark Speech asked me in the year 2023 to begin UNDERSTANDING the Bible backwards, and in reverse of the Bible it reveals itself to me as a new name, called “THE LION BOOK” the “LI-BLE” that it was “JUST LION/LYIN’” to people, and that makes so much sense seeing as the central figure of the Bible, Jesus, is known in the Bible as the Lion of Judah, a catboy cat-type being, and this is the reason why the Dark Speech of the Bible refers to itself as the “CAT BOOK,” because it has a bias towards the feline. If U were to tell a Christian IRL in person saying “Jesus is a LI” they would get mad, but if U captioned it and showed them that “LI” just meant the abbreviated form of the word “LION” which is what Jesus is, the biggest LI ever, they would feel embarrassed and agree, knowing Jesus really is a LI, one big fat LI LOL HA-HA and they will get BEHEADED over a total complete LI !!! Christians believe that a LI/LIE is the TRUTH and that they should bee killed for their testimony to being “saved” by a total LI !!! Broo…my SOUL was “saved” by Jesus Christ in a Christian conversion experience by listening to Sherry Shriner 10 years ago in summer and from all this time, from 2012 to 2023, it NEVER. SAID. THANK-YOU. I can kitty-literally post the webarchive of Sherry’s website, the page dedicated to one of those salvation prayers that people say, asking Jesus for forgiveness and acceptance into their heart/mind and all that, like this was for real, one of those moments in this world where a person, for whatever reasoning, decided to become a Christian and their SOUL/SPIRIT officially at that point becomes SAVED, that’s exactly what happened, and that lousy ass SOUL/SPIRIT of mine did NOT say thank-you !!! It became obvious that the Dark Speech was showing me that the SPIRIT/SOUL as IMMATERIAL INVISIBLE OBJECTS/THINGS was a total complete deception on the part of the ANIMORPHS, the evil invertebrate humanoid shape-shifting morphing zoidberg beings who the rule the world, according to the Dark Speech mrow meow. In Scientology for example there is a concept of the THETAN, which are like aliens souls clinging to human bodies which are hosts for these IMMATERIAL INVISIBLE things that NO ONE can prove exist, except for the Church of Scientology E-Meters which read a persons THETAN LEVEL, see that … ? It’s always a HUMAN telling another human that there’s a IMMATERIAL INVISIBLE THING that is attached to them, that they have, which THEY can’t see or feel or hear ETC but their SOUL/SPIRIT can bee SAVED, just join this or that evil religion that was lying the whole time lolz see how EVIL the LIE of the SPIRIT/SOUL as IMMATERIAL INVISIBLE things was… ? By getting humans to think that they had something they couldn’t see or feel or hear, AKA that they couldn’t PROVE/DISPROVE, it led them on, strung them along, into whatever certain religion belief system felt better for them personally. The ANIMORPHS knew EXACTLY what the humans TRUE PHYSICAL SPIRIT/SOUL was, but DEPRIVED their knowledge of that information in favor of getting them to believe in the IMMATERIAL INVISIBLE version for their own methodologically well-planned purpose of mind control mrow meow”
THE MEOW-MEOW SHAMA REVEALS WHERE THE HUMANS SOUL/SPIRIT ARE TRULY LOCATED !!! NEW 2023
Meow meow okay so everyone start out with pointing to your spirit, point to your soul…c’mon, let’s go, U know where to point…lolz just imagine a full crowd of people trying to point to their souls/spirits…as U can imagine, some people are pointing to their foreheads/third eye areas, probably thinking of a famous quote along the lines of “Third Eye is the seat of the soul” or something lolz, but NOPE that’s WRONG-O !!! Some people may bee pointing to their hearts, the blood-pumping orgone, welp NOPE that’s also WRONG-O !!!
The Dark Speech told me that the TRUE PHYSICAL LOCATIONS of the human’s SPIRIT and SOLE are their SPINAL CORDS and THEIR FEET, respectively…WOW now just think about how that makes SO much SENSE !!! The human spinal cord (33 bones) is like a huge long staff, the SPEAR, and we “carry” that spear (SPIRIT) with us ALL our lives !!! U don’t have some fake immaterial invisible “spirit” that some fake non-real “God” can “save” LOLZ U have a REAL spear that basically is maintained by self-care lolz “God” won’t save that spirit lolz it’s totally on you 2 save UR spirit…think about how most people’S spirits are being broken by monotonous mundane jobs, their backs hurting/breaking mrow their spirits broken by the day…next up we have the HUMAN SOUL the TRUE SOUL, which is the bottom of the legs, the bottom of our feet, the stinky SOLES, which means we have two souls !!! Think about how long people have been TRICKED into thinking that their SOUL was just ONE IMMATERIAL INVISIBLE thing that they couldn’t see, couldn’T feel, and never heard speak to them, when in all actuality their SOUL were their SOLES, the bottom of their feet, which ached from being at school/work every day, their soles broken down never getting a goode rest, well guess what… ? This is part of the secret reason why JESUS’ name is seen as YESHUA, which means YES – SHOE – A … Jesus can bee seen as FOOTWEAR, the RUBBER SOUL – JESUS WAS A FAKE/JESUS WAS A LIE for real, and they had people worshipping the SON/SUN which is BURNING HOT, just like ya’ll stinky cheesey soles LOL HA-HA see how Christianity was secretly a perverted foot worship religion… ?
Who was Jesus’ dad …? JEHOVAH or in other words J – HOOF – A, a J’s Hoof !!! Ya’ll been getting SHOE’D again and again in this hot stinky toes burning sol SHOE-ISH foot worship religion !!! That’s why Catholics line up like lil bishes to drink the toe sauce, U know, that drink WINE which back in the day was made from squashing grapes with the feet … the Dark Speech told me that this feety footy stankfoot connection proves that religions “HAVE THEIR OWN FOOT IN THEIR OWN MOUTHS” see that …? Foot in mouth and head up asshole watchu talkin bout …?
I’d rather have July 12 consciousness than that worthless “Christ consciousness” lolz meow meow I did ACCEPT THE MARK Ultrasonic fore-head phone in order to understand the Bible in FULL, backwards, as God and nature intended meow meow
I will NEVER want Christ consciousness mrow now that IAMS The Devilhead meow meow !!! That means I use the MARKER-PHONE to stimulate my Third Ear and hear all the backwards secrets in my brain like no one ever has !!! Meow meow I will now exemplify the Darkness of Christ mrow meow **SLAYER backwards begins playing** IAMS NOT YOUR KIND !!! **Psychosocial begins playing backwards**
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