MEOWFRIENDSBIOGRAPHY

ANNOTATED REVISED EDITION

***THIS WAS WRITTEN ENTIRELY BY THE MEOWFRIENDS; MEOW-MEOW MAN HAD ZERO CREATIVE INPUT WHATSOVER (WE PAWMISE !!!)***

Meow-Meow Man (played by July 12 Johnny Dark Speak) was born as John Christopher Galvan on August 9th, 1994 @ RUSH hospital in Chicago, IL. The surviving middle child with only two other (long deceased) siblings, he is the only male and of course the ultimate favorite child meow meow. (He’s spoiled as ffffffuckkkkkk)

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WHAT’S THAT ..>? ALL 369 DRAFT PAGES SUDDENLY LEAKED ONLINE…

*STRANGER SKIMS THRU IT, FLIPS FLIPS FLIPS, SKIPS*

(RIGHT HERE. THIS IS WHERE ALL OF THE WORDS WILL GO. AND YOU CAN SEE THEM WHEN U HIT REFRESH ON MIDNIGHT, UNDER THE MEOWWIE FULL MOON)

*STRANGER SKIMS THRU IT, FLIPS FLIPS FLIPS, SKIPS*

Q: Mrow ummm… how’re ya doin’ there mate…?

A: Pfffttt U expect me 2 read all that 369 pages…? Lol nah … cut 2 the chase bro

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Q: Do U still expect me to read any of this…? Better turn ur book into a movie like they all do, or no one will pay any attention !!!!
A: …

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YEAR 2013:

Meow-Meow Man goes to college to major in Political Science

Purrrrr the year was 2012 going into 2013, and Meow-Meow Man (played by the mild-mannered Johnny Dark Speak) had made a new friend, who out of privacy will be known as Laumeister, a hot sexy satanist asian chick. The reason they met was because she was a regular at the Magic Shop/Magic School that Meow-Meow Man was volunteering at and selling that orgone shit to people for jacked-up Chicago brick n mortar store prices (the shoppe owner herself claimed to be friends with THE Stewart Swerdlow, and just recently Alanis Morisette was inside the apothecary !!! WTF) Meow in fact, as the story goes, it was a Monday night, and Meow-Meow Man was packing up, just about to leave the shop and listen to Monday Night with Sherry Shriner on his way home meow meow, but this hot-ass asian chick, she stopped him in his tracks begging him for help, help with finding the right satanic books so she could properly serve satan **rolls eyes** purrrrr I couldn’t just leave the poor hot sexy girl stranded without being directed to the stack of anton lavey and other literature we had in the back (we didn’t sell that stuff up front mrow it was too evil for a shop using the name of a christian saint they said) mrow meow so I began to sweet-talk the young lady, who was only about a year or two older than myself (I was 19 at the time meow meow hehe). I told her she could text or call my anytime for anything else hehe purrrrr so we began texting a lot mrow. I sold her a spell in the shop. What was the “spell,” pray tell …? Lol it was just some dumb affirmation in a jar thing, where she had to write her intention or wish onto paper then fill the jar with honey or some shit …? Idk some retarded thing the ‘magic’ shop owners MADE me upsell to her as a secondary add-on purchase of the books meow meow. Purrrrr I wasn’t even paid for any of this btw mew I was just “volunteering” (this was teen slave labor) mrow meow anyways she needed a place to activate perform the spell and asked if she could come over and do it @ my place mew … and that was the night we made love for the first time mew and we had only just barely met mrow. She was a little wannabe fledgling neophyte satanist asian chick who was horrible at math, flunking all her school studies, and wanted a fast-acting solution to her failing grades meow meow. She could see I was much smarter than her mew and said she’d pay for me to come to school with her in exchange for me doing all her homework … mrow also included was endless supply of sushi and fucking her in her room on her bed + sleepovers mrow meow. I couldn’t say no purrrrrr x33

**record needle RIP SFX**

Q: so wait U accepted jesus into your life as lord and saviour in summer June of 2012 and by new year 2013 you were sinning dating a supermodel hotass sexy teenage satanist asian chick who began paying you to do her homework + U were banging her raw on her pink fluffy flowery bed then afterwards sushi …?

A: Meow I never said I was a role model mrow meow but fuck yeah that was fun as fuck. And god didn’t stop me either lol muahahaha

Purrrrr so anywayyyyyssss it was b/c of this sudden event that I went to college for only 1 semester, to major in Political Science/Geopolitics while minoring in Anthropology. Meow meow school was boring as hell and there were too many “prerequisite” classes to get thru so I never even got to take a single class in what I was majoring in !!! Total ripoff !!! Meanwhile, things between Meow-Meow Man and the satanist asian chick went sour b/c he was committing to christianity lifestyle meanwhile she began begging him to sacrifice a dog with her, telling him that she could easily steal a dog from the Chinatown neighborhood so they could torture it, beat it, skin it alive then eat it and she said she’d cook it for him like an asian housewife proper beef n brocolli style mew. Purrr but, alas, Meow-Meow man had already given his life to christ jesus mew and so he didn’t go thru with any of it and they stopped being friends mew. Meow meow yeah for real, I even completely avoided the magic shop cuz she kept calling it asking if I was there and they were getting mad, saying to me ‘ur EX keeps calling us and we want it to stop.’ Meow meow so yeah I went to college bro mrow but I didn’t need it !!! Purrr I never went back either lol I got sooooooo lucky with July 12th !!! Now I just amaze the world with the Neuro-Knowledge, seeing how it predicted the July 12 shooting in 2018 and then July 12 2024 shooting became the news, CUZ TRUMP SURVIVED JULY 12th !!! I didn’t need college for that !!! Lol I actually just needed Sherry Shriner >:33 I NEEDED to become Christian for ANY of this to’ve become reality … without Sherry Shriner, I would’ve never gotten my hands on THE MARK in year 2015, which led to my Neuro-Reverse discovery of July 12th in year 2017 etc … by using the MARK FORE-HEAD PHONE, I actually learned how to place the esoteric occult psychic (mind-reading) phone calls and in fact according to them I “HAILED SATAN” … … … I did unknowingly place a call to satan over the phone to hear the reversed intel regarding July 12th, and for doing that in 2017/2018 I was given the reverse nickname of “THE DEVILHEAD” meow IAMS Johnny Devilhead !!! I did ACCEPT THE MARK the MARK ULTRASONIC FORE-HEAD PHONE which OPENED my THIRD EAR and allowed me to hear the proper clear words in reverse that state they come directly from satan the devil, and so I’m “THE DEVILHEAD” also “SATAN BRAINS,” I use this Neuro-Technology from 100 years ahead into the future to show the true Neuro-reverse meaning of 666. The Devilhead is the MACHINE-HEAD. He’s got a big neuro-cult and people don’t know it yet !!! This is all too futuristic for this timeline, which doesn’t know about the Third Ear yet !!!

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